If you wouldn’t write it and sign it, don’t say it.
~Earl Wilson
It’s time for the Thursday Thirteen again. If you have a Thursday Thirteen of your own, leave your website in the comments section and I’ll try my darndest to visit it 
Thirteen Things You Want to Say at Work But Can’t
- I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of $hit.
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- Ahhh… I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
- I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be… ?
- This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- How do I set the laser printer to stun?
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Oh I get it… like humor… but different.
(these are from a list of 40 circulating on the Internet… they were just my favorites 
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